Well, let's get to it. I was surfing, the web that is, and stumbled on something I thought was too funny to not post.
You may or may not know who Pete Doherty is, but he's the crackhead bloke from the brit band Babyshambles (what a name!) that dated Kate Moss (remember when she was photographed hoovering up all that coke? That was at Pete's studio.) So they were madly in love, he even cheated on her (with who?!!!), went to rehab 5,000 times for crack addiction (no exaggeration), and was basically like a mosquito sucking the blood out of Moss. Anyway, Pete is hideously ugly and sweaty and fat and well, you get the point. Moss later gets to her senses and dumps the bum.
So today while surfing I came across a little gem about 'Dreamboat Doherty.' Apparently he has decided to run the London Marathon, a 26 mile run. This guy has done so many drugs, it's no surprise he thinks he can run a marathon in his drug addled mind. He's probably used to running quickly, mostly from the police. It's just the next logical step. I would love to see a bloated, greasy, scarf wearing Doherty running through the streets of London in tiny running shorts. Hot!
Doesn't he remind you of a junkie version of Betty Boop?
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