Fashionable?

Here are some photos of the fabulous Dita von Teese, pig nosed Victoria Beckham, and kooky Karl Lagerfeld at the Chanel fashion show in Paris. They look like wax works. But Posh always looks like that, she only has one look. Doesn't she realize she looks like a fool, always posing like a stuck up angry bitch? I don't get the appeal there. And what does she do again?
At least Dita does something for a living, girl is the most famous burlesque stripper in the world. Her parents must be proud. How does she get that skin to be so alabaster? Well, whatever her trick is, she should let me in on that, because I'm trying to even out my paleness. I think I look very Elizabethan. So there. Anyway, who can forget old Karl. I mean what's left to say? He's sort of a gray haired Jack Nicholson wannabe Victorian biker dude. Tres chic!