What Would You Do with $300 million?

It has been reported that Britney Spears is worth around $300 million, yet for someone with that money, she can't dress herself worth a lick and doesn't really seem to be that lavish, other than dropping ridiculous amounts on ugly ass clothes, bizarre hotel stays, and her constantly rotating McMansions. I was just thinking to myself, just pondering, what would life be like if I was worth that much. Here's what I would have/do:

I would have a constant hair/makeup/stylist team (even though i pick out the clothes baby.)

I would travel all over the world, stay in the finest places and eat the best food, shop at all the best stores, etc.

I would buy a huge apartment in the West Village in New York, a townhouse in London, an apartment in Paris on Rue St. Honoré, a mansion in Middleburg, VA, a house in Santa Fe, a pink beach house in Bermuda, a mansion in Newport, RI, and a ski cabin in Aspen. Yes, that's a lot of homes, but think of all the money I would save on hotels!

I would own a large yaught with a crew and sail around the Caribbean islands and east coast.

I would have a huge closet with a million clothes, and one of the huge shoe racks.

I would hire a full staff-butler, maid, personal chef, trainer, animal care-taker, and personal assistant for my every luxurious whim.

I would buy a bunch of pets-a few dogs, a cat, a bunch of little birds, a horse, and a huge fish tank with exotic fishes.

I would have a fleet of mopeds, a silver BMW coupe, a red Mercedes, and a black Audi.

I would spend my time decorating my many mansions, and collecting art and vintage furniture.

I would invest in different kinds of lessons and classes, like more art classes, music classes, horse riding lessons, and all that jazz.

I would try out a music career by making a music album (yes, I know that's cliche.) I would also have a huge art studio where I could do all my art projects, and I would make my own fashion line-probably only for myself, but wouldn't that be fun?!

I would eat at a different restaurant each night, I would learn how to cook, arrange flowers, sew, play guitar and drums and harp, and I would go on hunts and put in a clay pigeon machine in my sprawling backyard.

I would invest a lot of money, and then gamble at the high rollers table in Vegas.

Oh yeah, and I guess give a bunch of stuff to charity and so forth.