House of Horrors/Hoars

Heather, the reject from Rock of Love who got Bret's name tattooed on her neck has decided to mavo to LA to pursue an acting career. Good luck! The 'ex' stripper will be living with two other Love cast-offs Brandi C and Kristia, and, drumroll please.....Chris Crocker (you know, the crazy Britney guy.) Can you imagine? That place will be flea and skank ridden, smelling of hairspray and self-tanner. How the hell is this Chris kid famous? What is going on? Really, I think anyone can be a celebrity these days, just post a ridiculous video on YouTube and bammo, you're famous! It doesn't take skill people.



Speaking of Rock of Love, it turns out that the winner, Jes, was not actually in love with Bret (shocking!) and had a boyfriend back home. I knew I smelled a rat! What a gip, I thought that he would find love by gathering a group of fame hungry skanks with bad hair and making them do ridiculous stunts in order to win his love. What is this country coming to?!