Timeline of Crazy!

So I was trying get a collection of all the crazy stuff Brit has put herself or been through this year, a krazy timeline if you will:

Brit was caught by snapping paps driving with her little one not properly strapped in the baby car seat.

Child Services visit her home after reports that Sean P. bumped his noggin.

Brit goes on Dateline with Matt Lauer to bitch about how the media is trying to destroy her, but she looks like a cracked out fat hoochie, and her fake lashes falls off.

Uh oh, B gets pregnant again and poses on the cover of Bazaat, ala Demi Moore. gross.

Divorced Kevin Federline via text message, November 7, 2006.

Britney starts hanging out with Paris the Parasite, flashes coochi, takes off pants in nightclub, etc.

Child services again visit Brit after a report of bizarre public behavior and substance abuse allegations arrive.

She hosts nightclub Pure's New Years Eve party, but allegedly collapses on the floor.

In Feb '07, Spears heads to a random barber shop in CA and shaves her head. Skinhead Britney!

She then checks into rehab, but checks out one day later.

She then checks into rehab in Antigua, but then checks right back out again after a day.

Then again she rechecks into Promises rehab center and actually stays the whole month.

Brit starts working out and getting in shape for a crappy mini-tour in the House of Blues. Lip-synched of course!

Things look up, but by July '07, a photo shoot with OK! Magazine goes awry. Brit lets her puppy poop on a gown, she wipes chicken grease on a dress, leaves the door open to pee and her assistant takes off with $15,000 of stuff.

Federline finally steps up and asks for full custody

Brit opens up the VMAs with a horrendous performance and a too small lingerie set.

Brits publicist, assistant, manager, and lawyer all drop her, and she is a woman alone.

After a secret witness, who was her ex-bodygaurd, comes out and makes allegations about her bizarre behavior, Britney is ordered by the judge to undergo parent counseling, random drug-testing in order to maintain custody of the kids.

Sept '07, Brit is charged with hit-and-run and driving without a license after an August incident where she pulled in a parking lot and then bumped into another car but didn't seem to care.

Oct 1, 2007, Brit looses custody of the kids after it turned out she didn't do anything the judge ordered, and still drove without a license with the kids in the car, even after she was charged with hit-and-run and driving without a license.
Clearly she is a complete idiot and a nut, and is not only dangerous to those poor kids but to herself and others. Lock her up and throw away the key!