Bleh

You all might have already heard about the alleged Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern secret love affair (ew) but Howard has finally decided to speak out and defend his allegedly non-gay honor. We have already heard Larry's side since he has threatened to sue everybody apparently. But here's old Howard, bringing up the rear (no pun intended.) :



"Most of these witnesses, or, you can't even call them witnesses, but sources to Rita Cosby's book, they were doing media after media interview after Anna passed away and they took every shot at me that their imaginations could possibly dream up. And all of a sudden, the same people are coming back and they're saying, 'oh by the way, I forgot... Howard and Larry are gay and there's a video of them together.' It's ridiculous. I mean it's absolutely absurd. That woman Rita Cosby is either the dumbest person on earth or she knows that she's printing false information. And I don't think she's the dumbest person on earth. Dannielynn is gonna read this garbage and it's almost like she's going have to get counselling from the age of three."



Whatever the truth is, and I'm not really sure if I actually believe this Cosby woman since she looks a little nutty, the whole situation for that kid is going to be weird. She has no chance to have a normal life, especially living with Birkhead. I mean, look at this ridiculous float Larry ordered up for her birthday. Dannielynn is like a walking ATM machine for that creep.