So here in a long line of excuses, excuses, excuses, comes the latest courtesy of Ken Paves, you know, that hairdresser that Jessica Simpson forced into being her friend and then came out with a line of crappy hair extensions together? Poor Ken was sent to work on Brits nasty-ass weave for her show, but she threw a wee fit because she wanted to go brown, but no one was having that. What's wrong with being a brunette? Sniff..
Here are another list of previous excuses on why she looked drunk and discombobulated during her 'performance':
-She didn't like Sarah Silverman's jokes about her kids..but Sarah and MTV said that Sarah ad libbed her set after Brit's performance. Next.
-Her stripper heel broke in the middle of the act (so did one of her press-on nails. Hehe.) Well bitch, Beyonce fell down a flight of stairs at her concert and broke open her forehead and was bleeding all over the place. But like a pro, she kept going and bootylicioussing it up. Next.
-Chris Angel backed out at the last minute from doing the magic thang because he knew the whole routine would be a disaster. But that was for the best. Magic sucks anyway. Next.
-Brit's manager, Jeff Kwatinetz (I thought she was managing herself now) is to blame for some reason because he let that mess on stage. What happened to free will, people?!
So here's my take on it:
-She was drunk. Oh, and totally bonkers. And drunk. So there you have it. The official reason!
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