My Favorite Season Premeirs!

Well folks, it's September and you know what that means? No, not foliage. Fall Sweeps Week! Not excited? Well suck it. 'Cause I certainly am. I've been waiting all summer like a chump, watching re-runs of the Office on iTunes and crying into my pillow. Sad, yes? So here's a breakdown of my faves for fall, the best shows that are coming back to your boob tube:

Curb Your Enthusiasm-10pm ET, HBO, Sunday nights. Ok, so this one already started on Sept 2nd, but how can you not be excited to see your hero, Larry David, back on screen? I will never get tired of this show, it's too good.

And isn't our Larry zexy in his blazer, khakis, Sketchers (not pictured) combo?

Dexter, 9pm ET, Showtime, Sept 30. I found this little gem starring Michael C. Hall of Six Feet Under fame on iTunes and I really got into it. The show is back on Showtime for its second season, so watch all of the first season and get back to me. It's pretty graphic and gory, which some of you sickos really like, so it's not for the faint of heart. Dexter is a serial killer, but the catch is he only kills other serial killers. How does he do this? Welllll...he's the blood spatter expert of the Miami Dade Police Department so he knows what's up. The show is really intriguing and very underrated, so check it out.

The Office, 9pm ET, NBC, Sept 27. At first I hated this how. I really despised it and didn't think it was that funny. But then I got a job working in an office, and I got it. Like really got it. So my boss reminds me of Steve Carell's character. Lucky me. My boss is a typical arrogant, idiotic jerk. Is that a requirement for bosses these days? And there is totally a lovable weirdo Kevin type. Of course, there's no Jim.

30 Rock, NBC. Nuts, why haven't they announced the fall preview? Damn you Alec Baldwin, damn you to hell, you damned dirty ape!!

Ugly Betty, 8pm ET, ABC, Sept 13. Woohoo, I'm ready to get my Ugleee on! I said you ugly, uh huh, you ugly. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly. Yeah, yeah, you ugly! Ok, sorry. So I adore the show, I'm a sucker for anything that's fashion/screwball comedy related. And I have a crush on Marc St. James even though he's absolutely flaming. But at least he won't grope me at the movie theater and not buy my dinner. Too much?

Here's a shout out to some Ab Fabbers. Good photo ladies!