Poor KK!

Poor Kiera.

She's been boohooing to the press lately (again) about how hard is it is that she's so thin and saying it's 'frustrating' to be her size and how it's sooo difficult for her to feel confident since she's naturally that thin. Oh and she wants to look like Beth Ditto from The Gossip, Kate Winslet (who wouldn't want to look like her?) and Monica Bellucci because of their voluptuousness. Uh huh.

Aw, my dear KK, I never knew you felt that way! But I like you for who you are because you curse like a sailor and have cheekbones I would sell my own mother for. Here is Kiera talking about the difficulty of doffing her duds for the camera:

"And I can't sacrifice my job just because it [nudity] becomes part of this tabloid bullocks that I have to put up with. In fact, they are two completely separate things. There's me as Keira, who has to deal with this tabloid shit." And then she threw in some more 'bloody buggery hells' and a few 'blimely, those bastard slags' and so on.

And then now she turns it out in a dress that looks like a rabbit was let loose in the designer's studio and pooped all over the top of this outfit.

I think it's cute, except for the rabbit turd detailing, but look at all the little doilies and such that could have come from my granny's dinning table runner. Work it gurrrl.