Monday, September 17, 2007

Wiggity Whackity Watch Yo'Self K-Fed


K-Fed might have been K-Dead, according to ETonline. It seems as though someone tried to hire a hit man to take out Federline.


Gee, who would have the motive to do that?


The LAPD has been investigating this claim and has recently been in contact with the Federline about a possible hit. Wow, you think they would have told him sooner that someone was trying to kill him.


It's still unknown who put out the alleged hit (cough cough Britney cough cough) but I'm sure we'll know soon enough.


In other revolving Britney news (seriously, I have to update my info every 15 minutes because that is how often something bizarro happens on the crazy train known as the Spears mobile) Gloria Allred has finally brought in that 'secret witness' which turns out to be.......some big dude. Here is this guy bodyguarding Britney in April, and blocking out the sun at the same time.




It's one of Spear's former bodyguards during her brief House of Blues comeback (I use that word lightly) last spring. Remeber the chair humping and raggedy looking mink jacket thing?
Goody, he must have some juicy tidbits to throw to the hungry public.
And his name is Tony, not Tiny.


UPDATE: Gloria Allred just announced in court that the LAPD has been investigating a hit out on Fed-ex. Details coming up..

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