Wow, so anyway, Phil Spector is a free man today. A mistrial was declared for that rascally alleged murderer. Now he should go on trial for that hairdo..yoweeee!!! But not so fast girlfriend, you might go on trial again. For all you Law & Order aficionados, a mistrial means that the jury could not decide, so they are off to trial again with new evidence and perhaps a better way to approach the case. Which means it will be tougher for old Phil to get off this time. Good luck pal, just don't kill anyone in the meantime.
And of course, it can't be a day that ends in 'y' without some Britney news. After the judge forced her to take random drug tests twice a week, her ex-bodygaurd, Tony (that egg shaped guy) has come out and told his story about her parenting skills to anyone who will listen because, well, he 'cares.' Alas, he wants to get paid. But mostly he cares, right? He made some pretty damaging, and sometimes pointless, statements, such as:
-Britney farts and burps a lot. Classy, that girl is.
-the bodyguards were told to mix her jack and coke and take it to her while she was in her car about to drive off.
-She let the little toddlers run around by themselves around the pool.
-Tony saw her do coke in clubs and in bathrooms
-the bodyguards were told to chew mints and wear deodorant, because BO and bad breath was not tolerated...even though it looks like Brit hasn't bathed in days with that nasty ass weave of hers. Girl, please stop hiring the blind and/or crack-heads to do your hair!
-Brit would often be awkwardly nude or would grind up on the help, but they couldn't look at her. What is she, 4 years old?
So basically, she sounds crazy and drugged up, which, um, doesn't surprise me. Why couldn't Tony come out and say something a little more interesting like, 'Britney would force the kids to do speed, she liked to drive with a blindfold, and she slept with the family dog.' Now that is juicy!!
I should also mention that Britters has not had a driver's license since 2001, yet she has frequently been pulled over and has yet been issued a citation. How do I know this? Osmosis. Well actually, a nurse filed charges against Britney for hit and run, since Brit plowed into her station wagon and didn't leave a note or contact.. which means if Crazy B is convicted she could serve up to 6 months in jail and along with a fine. So what! I doubt B will go to jail, and if she does, it might be good for her..and us. I mean, ask Phil Spector, OJ, Claus von Bulow, and Robert Blake. They know what's up.
And for your enjoyment, here's a pic with Britney wearing her new weave/squirrel hair and sporting a lovely stain on her shirt. I just wanted to say, I've never seen such an egregious lack of self-awareness. You know? Does she even care at all. She looks like a fat hooker mom from Kansas. Pitiful!
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